March 2012
I'm tired of this long distance relationship....
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I have to attend a wedding in 3 months.
Not mine, of course, because nobody wants me. It’s my third cousin’s.
Still, I’ve already started talking and thinking about the dress, the shoes and the hairdo.
But now my father says “I’m not sure if we’re going”.
My reaction:
It’s my chance to eat fine dining like a whale and put on a nice dress. Are you out of your mind?!
Bill: Georg became a prostitute on the street, on days off.
Georg: Bill is my best costumer.
